Chiberia. It's not funny. It's not cute. It's winter, and we have it every year.
You know what else wasn't funny? When a circuit board on our furnace blew the week of the first "Polar Vortex" back in January, and Rock Father HQ was temporarily heated with space heaters from Target. By the time the replacement board arrived, the thermostat read a chilly 40 degrees. I shall call that week, Furnacecrapageddon.